sturmtruppen:

weedkinz:

clevverbot:

advice for new freshmen:

  • shut the fuck up
  • you’re the youngest don’t think you’re fucking badass
  • DON’T STEAL MY FUCKING BENCH
  • we’re all tired and don’t want to be there—stay out of the way
  • shut the fuck up

advice for high schoolers:

  • they’re fucking new

masoncheryl:

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me


phosphorin:

i believe

phosphorin:

i believe


imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever

and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage

finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience

and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like

image


brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused


womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up


asktherenaissanceman-d:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

Source



Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks. 

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.

asktherenaissanceman-d:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

Source

image

Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks. 

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.

image

imreesehaha:

snipershark:

why are people reblogging this it just says mcdonalds in russian why the fuck

Aesthetic

imreesehaha:

snipershark:

why are people reblogging this it just says mcdonalds in russian why the fuck

Aesthetic


bonaventure-:

one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too